โญSpamโญ Itโs what we ate for
๐ฅBreakfast,
๐ฑLunch
and ๐ฝ๏ธ Dinner when we were young.
Some of us loved it, some of us hated it and others added Pineapple and Ketchup to it.
Well the term nowadays stands for:
๐ Stupid
๐ Pointless
๐ Annoying
๐ Messages
that we all see posted in our retail hallways, break rooms and the Employee entrance.
These messages are like from a Wayback Machine which reminds us of broken promises, successful times as we struggle now, and random advertising for someone’s Nona who makes Spaghetti Sauce; unfortunately, she died many years ago.
To ensure we are posting relevant items that do not become Spam and continue to attract everyone’s attention; please follow the 3 steps:
๐๐ผ Get a garbage can.
๐๐ฝ Tear down, shred, burn and throw out anything that is not relevant or has been posted over 3 weeks ago.
At any time no Company Policies should be thrown out (even though you would love to; out of sight out of mind) without the proper permission.
๐๐พ Now take a picture of the new norm.
Going forward, ensure that nothing is posted without prior permission and each item is date stamped.
๐Before I forget; any dusty, torn and/or tattered Customer facing award plaques, trophies or banners should be removed and stored within a Year after they were presented.
Otherwise you are telling your Teams and Customers that at one time you were good but were unable to keep that goingโฆ.and now you Suck.
Now go to your offices and do the same and may the Spam Force be with you.
๐๐๐ฝ๐๐ผ ๐ฃ๐: ๐๐ณ ๐๐ผ๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ฒ ๐ฎ โ ๐๐ผ๐ณ๐ณ๐ฒ๐ฒ ๐๐๐ฝ ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ผ๐ป ๐ผ๐ป ๐๐ต๐ถ๐ ๐ฝ๐ฎ๐ด๐ฒ, ๐ฝ๐น๐ฒ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ ๐ฑ๐ผ๐ปโ๐ ๐ฏ๐ฒ ๐ฎ๐ณ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ถ๐ฑ ๐๐ผ ๐ฐ๐น๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ ๐ผ๐ป ๐ถ๐ ๐ฎ๐ป๐ฑ ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ฒ ๐ฎ ๐๐ผ๐ณ๐ณ๐ฒ๐ฒ ๐ฎ๐ ๐ถ๐ ๐๐๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ผ๐ฟ๐๐ ๐๐ต๐ฒ ๐ณ๐ผ๐๐ป๐ฑ๐ฎ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป ๐ผ๐ณ ๐๐ต๐ฎ๐ ๐ ๐ฑ๐ผ ๐ณ๐ผ๐ฟ ๐ฏ๐ผ๐๐ต ๐๐ต๐ฒ ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฒ๐ด๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ฒ ๐ฆ๐ถ๐๐ฒ๐.
Have a PHENOMENAL ๐คฉ Day.
#thatisall
