Spam. It’s Not only for Retail Lunch.

โญSpamโญ Itโ€™s what we ate for

and ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ Dinner when we were young.

Some of us loved it, some of us hated it and others added Pineapple and Ketchup to it.

Well the term nowadays stands for:

๐Ÿ‘‰ Stupid
๐Ÿ‘‰ Pointless
๐Ÿ‘‰ Annoying
๐Ÿ‘‰ Messages

that we all see posted in our retail hallways, break rooms and the Employee entrance.

These messages are like from a Wayback Machine which reminds us of broken promises, successful times as we struggle now, and random advertising for someone’s Nona who makes Spaghetti Sauce; unfortunately, she died many years ago.

To ensure we are posting relevant items that do not become Spam and continue to attract everyone’s attention; please follow the 3 steps:

๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ Get a garbage can.

๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ Tear down, shred, burn and throw out anything that is not relevant or has been posted over 3 weeks ago.

At any time no Company Policies should be thrown out (even though you would love to; out of sight out of mind) without the proper permission.

๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ Now take a picture of the new norm.

Going forward, ensure that nothing is posted without prior permission and each item is date stamped.

๐Ÿ‘‰Before I forget; any dusty, torn and/or tattered Customer facing award plaques, trophies or banners should be removed and stored within a Year after they were presented.

Otherwise you are telling your Teams and Customers that at one time you were good but were unable to keep that goingโ€ฆ.and now you Suck.

Now go to your offices and do the same and may the Spam Force be with you.

๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ ๐—ฃ๐˜€: ๐—œ๐—ณ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ โ˜• ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ณ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ ๐—–๐˜‚๐—ฝ ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐˜๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฒ, ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐—ฒ ๐—ฑ๐—ผ๐—ปโ€™๐˜ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฐ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ถ๐˜ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—•๐˜‚๐˜† ๐— ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ณ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐—ถ๐˜ ๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—œ ๐—ฑ๐—ผ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐˜๐—ต ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฅ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ด๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ ๐—ฆ๐—ถ๐˜๐—ฒ๐˜€.

Have a PHENOMENAL ๐Ÿคฉ Day.

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